Lily Pad Ball.......

[Bobute]

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Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
frog.


Here froggy, froggy!!! Nice froggy, my what little fat legs you
have !!! Your kinda slimy, but kinda cute in a green kinda way. Ok, I
admit, green is my favorite color.
You want a date, sure big boy, where are we going? The "Lily Pad
Ball." Wow, what should I wear for such a grand occassion? A what?
Green slimy gown, I don't know about that kiddo. I suppose you get
to wear the tucks. Oh, only the bow tie, well that sounds good. Top hat
and cane too, my , my, maybe I can arrainge a slimy green gown after
all.
Lets see, maybe if I pour Lime jello all over myself and stand real
still until it quits jiggling. Then again if it jiggles I can be a
Flapper from the 20's, without the fringe.
"First you hold your two knees close up tight, jiggle to the left,
then jiggle to the right." Come on froggy buddy you can do it. Oh, you
want to be Astaire & Ginger.
Ok, I can handle that as long as we don't do "Singing in the Rain"
like Gene Kelly. Don't think jello and rain would mix well together.
My very first Lily Pad Ball. You know what my green friend, this
princess might just kiss you. Yuck, a real frog, what happpened to my
prince?
Dam, I forgot, I did say I was looking for a frog. Can I get my
money back? Back to your lily pad dude, I'm going back to the personals
for one more try.......
Now close those sleepy eyes boys and girls, its way past your
bedtime.

Sweet dreams
xoxox mE
the one covered in Jello (;-(
An original from the "Crazy Lady" we all know and love called
Bobute, mE